Total Medals Earned: 2,396 (From 568 different games.) Total Medal Score: 40,320 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (70/95 points)
You won!
Get all fails in StS.
Get jumpscared by Henry.
Medals Earned: 13/17 (400/525 points)
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Take down the Airbus A380
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/24 (100/730 points)
Show grandpa you’ve been eating beans
Pinky, more like Stinky!
Rocketing upon a stream of smelly truth.
Check out Hank
Check out Yolk Heroes
Check out our Patreon
Check out Starship Murder
Check out Mateusze's YouTube channel
Check out Random Dead Host
Fart 1000 times in a single session
Maybe after another hundred reps!
Find out who's My Next Games' number one fan
Who wouldn't want to be a pig
Ouu he knows what he did...
What?! You think I’m mean?!
Thank you for looking after everyone
I fart too, bro
Farting is cool now!
I’m kind of starting to like it…
Fart 2500 times in a single session
Fart 5000 times in a single session
Rescue all the pigs
Finish the game without getting hit
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 3/10 (60/410 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 3
Complete level 2
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 9
Complete level 8
Complete level 7
Complete level 10
Medals Earned: 3/37 (15/420 points)
Enter the village for the first time.
Open the first present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh gift!
Open the twelfth gift!
Open the thirteenth gift! (Before Brandy Does)
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth gift!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second gift!
Open the twenty-third gift!
Open the twenty-fourth gift!
Open the twenty-fifth gift!
Open the twenty-sixth gift!
Open the twenty-seventh gift!
Open the twenty-eighth gift!
Open the twenty-ninth gift!
Open the thirtieth gift!
Open the thirty-first gift!
Happy New Year!!! Thank you for playing Tankmas 2021! See you next year!
Score 15 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade
Score 30 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade game
Score 40 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade
Receive a Kiss from Tom Fulp, or anyone with this medal
Medals Earned: 7/30 (35/425 points)
Completed the first level! WOW!
Completed level 2!
Completed level 3!
Completed level 4!
Completed level 5!
Completed level 6!
Completed level 7!
Completed level 8!
Completed level 9!
Completed level 10!
Completed level 11!
Completed level 12!
Completed level 13!
Completed level 14!
Halfway There! Completed level 15!
Completed level 16!
Completed level 17!
Completed level 18!
Completed level 19!
Completed level 20!
Completed level 21!
Completed level 22!
Completed level 23!
Completed level 24!
Completed level 25!
Completed level 26!
Completed level 27!
Completed level 28!
Completed level 29!
Completed the final level!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 2/29 (15/500 points)
Kill 2 zombies
Kill 50 enemies while in Jeff’s wolfe form
Die 28 times
Perform Massacre x100
Kill the Widow
Kill 98 enemies with katana
Kill the Foreman
Kill 50 enemies using Hawk MM1
Restore 5000 health points total
Kill the Green Beret
Kill 70 enemies with machete
Perform 1000 headshots total
Kill the Rat King
Kill The Space Hunter
Freeze 50 enemies
Kill the Hog Rider
Kill 7 enemies with a single barrel explosion
Collect 50 peppers
Collect $500 from the coffins
Kill 25 Djangos with chainsaw
Have $2000 in hand
Kill the Chainsaw Juggler
Kill the Undertaker
Finish level 1 without using special abilities
Collect 50 tequila bottles in one game
Kill the Super Mutant
Find all the secrets
Collect all issues of VHM
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the first chapter of The Bar
Medals Earned: 3/16 (25/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Lose Wilson too early.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.