Total Medals Earned: 2,350 (From 551 different games.) Total Medal Score: 39,565 Points
Medals Earned: 5/16 (80/565 points)
Get shit on by a bird
Tread in shit
Glass someone
Play the game during December.
Send Mazza to bi' wi' ahh Di, Jade Goody and the angles
Finish the game with all tasks completed
Complete the game
Eliminate all the Cum Men
Press F
Press C
Destroy all the CCTV cameras
Ride the bus
Blow up baby Jesus
Collect all the dog treats
Knock a bird shit out of the sky with a glass.
Knock two bird shits out of the sky.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/240 points)
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Find 10 treasures
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 14/18 (110/250 points)
Reach the door at the end of Level 1
Reach the door at the end of Level 10
Reach the door at the end of Level 3
Reach the door at the end of Level 4
Reach the door at the end of Level 5
Reach the door at the end of Level 6
Reach the door at the end of Level 7
Reach the door at the end of Level 8
Reach the door at the end of Level 9
Reach the door at the end of Level 11
Reach the door at the end of Level 12
Reach the door at the end of Level 14
Reach the door at the end of Level 15
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Reach the door at the end of Level 2
Reach the door at the end of Level 13
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
you gave tom your gift!
Give tom 10,000 gifts
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/90 points)
Die for the first time.
Die at the first wave at least once.
congratz!! this is your first step.
well done, zamn.
holy shit, you're good at it!
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/475 points)
Pick up a match
Find the letter of lust
Find the letter of envy
Find the letter of gluttony
Find the letter of greed
Find the letter of pride
Find the letter of sloth
Find the letter of wrath
Find All Available Matches
Medals Earned: 4/6 (140/340 points)
Clear Level 1
Clear Level 2
Clear Level 3
Clear Level 4
Final time under 7m
Final time under 5m
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)
Defeat Hip the Snow Wizard
Defeat Elroy
Defeat Lady Seraph
Defeat Bullet Hellington