Total Medals Earned: 2,350 (From 551 different games.) Total Medal Score: 39,565 Points
Medals Earned: 1/66 (5/330 points)
Complete Chapter 1 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 2 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 3 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 4 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 1 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 2 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 3 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 4 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 1 as Naan
Complete Chapter 2 as Naan
Complete Chapter 3 as Naan
Complete Chapter 4 as Naan
Complete Chapter 1 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 2 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 3 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 4 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 1 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 2 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 3 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 4 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 1 Four Times
Complete Chapter 2 Four Times
Complete Chapter 3 Four Times
Complete Chapter 4 Four Times
Complete Chapter 1 Eight Times
Complete Chapter 2 Eight Times
Complete Chapter 3 Eight Times
Complete Chapter 4 Eight Times
Unlocked a Warp Zone
Unlocked a Character!
Unlocked a Character
Unlocked a Challenge
Complete Challenge 1
Complete Challenge 2
Complete Challenge 3
Complete Challenge 4
Complete Challenge 5
Complete Challenge 6
Complete Challenge 7
Complete Chapter 1 in Less Than a Minute
Complete Chapter 2 in Less Than 3 Minutes
Complete Chapter 4 in Less Than 7 Minutes
Die 20 Times
Kill 30 Kids
Reach 5 Sacrifice Rooms
Kill the Tutorial
Do Something Heinous
Chat With a Friend
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)
Start already!
Beat the game
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 9/12 (150/225 points)
Screw up in level 5
Manage to trap yourself
Do what the title says
Find the troll face
Start a rave party
You'll know it when you see it
Grow a mustache
Find the cure for your disease
Be faster than the elevator
Somehow die in the menu
Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Find the secret cape
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
Finish game
Kill all enemies
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/190 points)
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
But there's something wrong!
I was never good at remembering names.
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
It's a trick question anyway!
Me want cookie!!
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
He has his nose back!
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
I SAID SORRY!
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
Aw, poor clown.
IGP is the b055!
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
He's on channel 1337.
That's a good way to end a conversation.
You're a very kind person!
It's all part of the game!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/365 points)
Visit Gisbee
Meet the bear
Survive a shipwreck
Ride a narwhal
Make it through the first trap unscathed
Complete the path of the Narwhal
Complete the path of the Spirit
Complete the path of the Wizard
Complete every path
Medals Earned: 1/19 (25/475 points)
You Live
You Die
You die
Medals Earned: 5/5 (300/300 points)
Complete 20 levels
Complete 5 levels
Complete 15 levels
Complete 10 levels
Complete 25 levels
Medals Earned: 13/15 (335/485 points)
Reach level 2!
Reach level 3!
Reach level 4!
Reach level 5!
Reach level 6!
Reach level 7!
Reach level 8!
Reach level 10!
Reach level 11!
Reach level 9!
Reach a score of over 150000!
Reach level 12!
Reach level 13!
Reach a score of over 300000!
Reach a score of over 450000!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (250/500 points)
You used the Spore Gun tres times!
You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.